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Urban Dictionary: laundry looting

by on Sep.30, 2010, under Other Posts

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

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Urban Dictionary: statute of relations

by on Aug.26, 2010, under Other Posts

The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.

P1: “my mom’s cousin asked me for computer help for her church”

P2: “mom’s cousin’s church? …seems like that’s outside of the statute of relations to me”

P1: “she’s a nun so I can’t really tell her off”

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Urban Dictionary: status bluffer

by on Jan.28, 2010, under Other Posts

Someone who says they’re going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn’t.

John: “I should post ‘John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore’ for what she did.”

Dave: “…bet you won’t you dirty little status bluffer.”

via Urban Dictionary: status bluffer.

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Urban Dictionary: Huhbuwhy?!

by on Jan.29, 2009, under Other Posts

An exclamation of disbelief and denial. A combination of HUH, BUT, and WHY.

“Did you hear Britney Spears made a new album?”

“Huhbuwhy?!”

via Urban Dictionary: Huhbuwhy?!.

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Urban Dictionary: Wraithing

by on Jan.06, 2009, under Other Posts

When someone (usually a boss) walks around in front of your desk all slow and quiet without saying anything, either because they’re afraid to interrupt you or they want to catch you using company resources for personal reasons.

“Someone keeps wraithing in front of my desk. :-L”

via Urban Dictionary: Wraithing.

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Urban Dictionary: J-mail

by on Dec.12, 2008, under Other Posts

Mass forwarded e-mail of a religious nature usually sent by an older relative.

My grandmother forwarded me 5 pieces of J-mail today.

via Urban Dictionary: J-mail.

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Urban Dictionary: Fart Cave

by on Dec.12, 2008, under Other Posts

The name for an in-home office, particularly for software engineers that work from home.

“Honey, I’ll be working in the fart cave for awhile.”

via Urban Dictionary: Fart Cave.

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Urban Dictionary: hung up on

by on Nov.17, 2008, under Other Posts

When someone “stealths” you in their IM client.

“I think dude hung up on me.”

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Urban Dictionary: Verbomit

by on Aug.27, 2008, under Other Posts

When, completely unwarrented, you pour out way more personal information than someone is wanting or expecting.

This girl at school started talking to me; I was so happy to have someone talk to me that i just verbomited all over her.

via Urban Dictionary: Verbomit.

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Urban Dictionary: Emoticabulary

by on Jun.24, 2008, under Other Posts

All the emoticons for a given Instant Messenging client.

“Wow, I’m impressed by your extensive emoticabulary.”

via Urban Dictionary: Emoticabulary.

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