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Me: “(14794515 row(s) affected)” \:D/
“The Dude”: can a brother get some commas?

Me: will you be skanking with me tomorrow? [-o<
“The Dude”: lmao… I don’t know what that is :-s
“The Dude”:  <googling>
“The Dude”:  oh. um maybe if I have enough beer

‎”The Dude”: funny how their calling the Metrodome the Metrodome now instead of Mall of America field

…and i would have finished that fifth if i hadnt have broken out into a rash.

Me: i think the sole of my left shoe split…it feels drafty in there
“The Dude”: oh no! I guess there’s worse places to be feeling a draft

C: I want to start collecting Barbie’s.
Me: LMAO
C: I’ve kept it a secret for soooo long…I LOVE BARBIE.

Is it motercycle or motercicle?

“The Dude”: I wonder when the Twitter movie will come out
Me:  hopefully soon, before Facebook gets a patent on making movies about websites.

“The Dude”: “Microsoft Visual Studio is Busy”…the fact that it wasn’t responding for two minutes made me think it was baking a cake

Q: “Fuck customers, just give me some apps to write and stick me in a corner”