SLeepdepD
C: (2:33PM) Im working 930-6 tomorrow
Me: ok
C: (3:19PM) Working 7:45-5:15 tomorrow
Me: lol ok
Me: It's so hot in here I have my pants rolled up to my knees.
C: Well at least they're not around your ankles.
Today i had someone talk to me and their breath actually smelled like straight up fart. I thought she farted but every time she talked it wafted over me
My wife (at work)
This is THE worse photograph of someone I have ever seen.
themattsmith:

We’re all over Amy Winehouse, right?  Because we’ve come to terms with the fact that she’s never going to make another decent record and she’s probably going to die soon, right?  That’s where we’re at, right?  I just want to make sure we’re all on the same page.  
I mean, I WANT her to make another great record and maybe not drink until the afternoon, and even then maybe just stick to white wine spritzers and light beer, but we’re all agreed that it’s too late, right?

This is THE worse photograph of someone I have ever seen.

themattsmith:

We’re all over Amy Winehouse, right?  Because we’ve come to terms with the fact that she’s never going to make another decent record and she’s probably going to die soon, right?  That’s where we’re at, right?  I just want to make sure we’re all on the same page.  

I mean, I WANT her to make another great record and maybe not drink until the afternoon, and even then maybe just stick to white wine spritzers and light beer, but we’re all agreed that it’s too late, right?

Me: lol did your twitter account get hacked?
Management Problem: not to my knowledge :(
Me: Might want to check; you just sent me a message about free ipads
Management Problem: wow...my twitter sent folder has a bunch of stuff in it :(
Worked great last night when getting harassed by the l.a.p.d. Recorded 10 minutes of name calling, threats, and contradicting statements.Must have app
frank, of the Hertz, the WAV recorder app for Android.
From the forum on IMDb.com

From the forum on IMDb.com

Is it just me or does this error message syntactically make no sense whatsoever?

“[Teradata][ODBC Teradata Driver][Teradata Database] String not terminated before end of text.”

Looks like it’s time to add the term “Twisty” to the list of unfavorable client-facing programmer terms.

Looks like it’s time to add the term “Twisty” to the list of unfavorable client-facing programmer terms.

staff:

Time Out New York: Best jobs in New York City
We’re so lucky to work here. And we’re incredibly honored that Time Out featured us in their lineup of the best places to work in New York City!
If you’re an awesome developer, we’d love to work with you.
Photo by the superb Allison Michael Orenstein

“Lucky” until one of those giant blocks falls on your head Looney Toons-style.

staff:

Time Out New York: Best jobs in New York City

We’re so lucky to work here. And we’re incredibly honored that Time Out featured us in their lineup of the best places to work in New York City!

If you’re an awesome developer, we’d love to work with you.

Photo by the superb Allison Michael Orenstein

“Lucky” until one of those giant blocks falls on your head Looney Toons-style.